Saturday, November 14, 2009

Ninja Slippers

I've never been so overwhelmed by a dessert menu. You know when you get to a restaurant and you're starving and there is just way too many choices?? Yeah. I'm starving, and I have way too many cravings to be able to choose exactly what I want.

I think I get a rush out of having options. I like the "what if" and the maybes...I don't want to make a choice and then not be satisfied.

Honestly, I love the torture. If it was so easy..I wouldn't be intrigued. I wouldn't want it at all.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Everyday is Halloween

Only difference on the actual holiday, is the mob of people on every block of Hollywood Blvd. And apparently Sunset was completely blocked off and a parade took over the street and tents with DJs, alcohol and drugs were set up. My friends and I didn't even make it there, we got lost in the crowd on Hollywood.

So I, the bleach blonde lady cop, and my partner in crime, the classy french maid, met Marie Antoinette and her friends the pot leaf, car freshner and telly tubby and headed all together to the Highland club "DV8". Us ladies got escorted into the club by an extremely large black man who screamed at the crowd to make way for us, and for the rest of the evening we were supplied with free drink tickets. Best part in there was I met my lover, the red power ranger, on the dance floor. I would have married him right there if he asked me to.


After one extra large lemon drop shot and 3 long island ice teas, lady cop, french maid, and marie antoinette were all tipsy and happy. Next thing I know, I wind up on a cowboys couch with a toga man next to me watching french maid makeout with a vampire. Well, why does she get to have all the fun? I turn to toga man and we decide to start up a heated competition. I think it's safe to say we won, because we took over the couch.

Next day, toga man shows off a little gift I left him on his neck. hmmm. And french maid told me vampire was jealous and asked for a similar souvenir the next day to make up for passing out on him that one very crazy Halloween night.

But like I said, everyday is Halloween in Hollywood, for the next morning, the michael jacksons, marilyn monroes, super heros and fairytale princesses still roamed the streets.