You Made a Monster Out of Me

I have a drunken video on my camera from this past Friday evening. I was at a house party and my new friend, JC, challenged me to doing up to 12 shots of straight rum. This video is about 15 minutes long. It starts out hilarious, then takes a turn for the worst.

It opens to JC and I looking hot as hell, and bragging for about 5 minutes how hot we were. Then we show our wrists where we were keeping a tally of our shot record. At that point we had 10. Then I proceeded to try and "clearify", yes I kept saying "clearify", what we had to drink exactly. Then all of a sudden, JC started to tell this adorable Asian (that sings one republic so good) how I dropped out of high school because I kissed my teacher. And then I proceeded to repeat over and over how I kissed my teacher. Hilarious, right?

Then a demon possesses us. I say that because in an instant the two of us turned into the biggest bitches ever. I zoomed the camera in on this cute girl with a ponytail, glasses, and hoody. She was in no way ugly. But we proceeded to bash the girl and rip her to shreds from what she was wearing to why she was at the party. I cried when I saw this, not from laughter but shame...

Then, it gets funny again. This hyper drummer comes over to us and I instantly zoom the camera in right on his package and kissed the goddamn camera. I kissed the camera and said, "damn, gimme some of that"...

Then I woke up the next morning in my bed, not aware of how I got there with this incriminating evidence to find. Hollywood has a weird effect on me when I'm drunk. Not sure if I like it so much.